March 2010
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D.U.N.E.C.A.N: Joke →
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, he motioned for her to come nearer. She sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, “You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I…
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December 2009
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November 2009
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Just asking...
thedailyfiona: This was sent from a friend… And this list doesn’t even include things like calling a working cop an idiot and referencing the “57 States.”  Still, a good start… If George W.  Bush had been the first President to need a teleprompter installed to be able to get through a press conference, would you have laughed and said this is more proof of how inept he is on his own and is really...
Nov 19th
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October 2009
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Sucks tbh
Jack: Hey, you know what sucks?
Lindsey: vaccuums
Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
Lindsey: black holes
Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
Lindsey: lava?
Oct 26th
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“It does not matter how slow you go so long as you do not stop.”
– Wisdom of Confucius (via demo)
Oct 26th
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